I will probably write that fic someday, but it's a hard one to get the tone right. And I'm not exactly in the right frame of mind to defend the Bruins management...

I feel like there's fun hate sex potential with Carter and Richards and the Flyers thing, but it would have to be character-sympathetic, which I don't necessarily trust fandom with (see "our piece of shit"). It'll be interesting to see if kings fans wind up liking him, though. And if having Joner will mean more Bs fic.