\o/ You have no idea how happy it makes me when new-to-hockey fandom people decide they like the Bruins. My goal is to Stockholm everyone into thinking Marchy is cute the way the Ovi people did on FFA.

I like discovery because it covers so many bases. I've never peed on anyone, I'm a virgin, I've never kissed a guy, I woke up with new genitals, I woke up with a tail, etc. And they're all hot for similar reasons.