I have a Yuletide gift!

TFW you basically invented a tiny fandom to nominate it for yuletide, but it got no love, and then you find a present for it under the tree in October! This is exactly the kind of slinky, sexy retro romance I had in mind. It's wonderful.

Cool Hearts and Hands and Aptitude, angelheadedhipster, Lana Del Rey/Dan Auerbach, M